Pussy The Energy Drink????

From the you cant make this up if you tried files, a new company has launched an energy drink, with a unique name.

Pussy.

Pussy is the brainchild of 25 year old Jonnie Shearer, A London native who started the drink in his bedroom back in 2004. The drink was an immediate success in the local niteclub scene, and now Shearer is looking to expand to the states.

“Pussy is the first truly premium energy drink. We have sourced the best ingredients to create a great taste and a natural lift.”

As you can imagine the company has met some opposition from groups saying the name has to be changed, but Shearer is quick to respond; “The name Pussy shocks and demands attention – that’s the point. Inhibition is a recipe for mediocrity. This is a premium energy drink named with confidence.”

If you are interested in buying some Pussy, check out the website at Pussydrinks.com

(L:note ya’ll dont know how many pussy jokes i had to let slide while writing this. props to the nation for the heads up)

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